ComedyCollective Writers Project
Ivan Shakespeare

THEY OUGHT TO BE LOCKED UP
(Broadcast on No Limits, Sky TV,  2 October 1994)

IN TOWN, A COUPLE IN A CAR FIND A SPACE AND PARK.

INSIDE THE CAR:

WOMAN : Should be okay here, it's a built-up area.

MAN : Yeah, loads of people about.

THEY GET OUT, LOCK UP AND WALK AWAY. AFTER A FEW METRES THEY STOP.

WOMAN: You forgot......

MAN: I know.

HE WALKS BACK TO THE CAR AND TESTS THE DOOR. IT'S LOCKED. HE SHAKES IT UP AND DOWN UNTIL THE ALARM BEGINS TO BLARE. THE COUPLE SMILE AT EACH OTHER AND WALK AWAY.

(ENDS)


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