ComedyCollective Writers Project
Kim Morrissey

from BBC Radio 4's WeekEnding
1993

Ten Little Known Pressures
on Cabinet Ministers

(written by Lee Barnett and Kim Morrissey)

1. VOICE And in light of Michael Heseltine’s heart attack, we now present Ten Little Known Pressures on Cabinet Ministers

(1) Having to stay in expensive luxury hotels all over the world

(2) Having to stay in private villas in Northern Cyprus

(3) Having to agree with Virginia Bottomley in public

(4) Having to agree with John Major in private

(5) Appearing on "Question Time"

(6) Not appearing on "Question Time"

(7) Turning down invitations to "Crimewatch"

(8) Having to arrange heart attacks while out of the country - where they still have hospitals

(9) Learning to ask : is that a British billion or an American billion you'd like to donate, Mr Sheikh, sir?

(10) Learning to say: I still feel I have a job to do, whilst writing your resignation.

ENDS

from BBC Radio 4's WeekEnding


ComedyCollective Writers Project
Kim Morrissey